Friday, March 1, 2019

M.C. Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer [Lyrics]

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Yes this is a mission that I'm on
Taking out the weak on the microphone
I'm hype so don't talk about the
Hard hitting Hammer
When you can't even walk on the stage
After me
And if you do your catastrophe happens
Just like that
I rock 'em all from white to black

Oh oh oh bust it!

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!

Naw naw is what I said
When I came to see your show
I looked and it was dead, dead
You know like a body in the ground
Will your show ever grow?
Let me know
If not then close your mouth
'Cause you sure ain't hot
It needs work
Like a car in a wreck
They call me The Hammer
Ya gotta earn my respect

Oh oh oh yeah

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!

Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)

Bust it

I don't hesitate or wait before the bell rings I'm out the gate
And rolling out for mine working so hard for such a long time
And life yes it's here and gone so
Hail to the Hammer
While I'm watching the throne
I'm not a king just feeling hyped
You dance to the music while I'm on the mic

Oh oh oh here we go

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!

Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), come on
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)

Bust it

A minute or two and I'm rolling
A whole new style that the people are holding on too
I move, I groove, I rap, you're through
You're so plain, just plain
Your ego's so big that you miss the whole train and game
My friend, the people wanted more
That's why the Hammer's in

Oh oh oh yeah

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!

Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), come on
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)

Check me out

Move on the floor and get hype
You get-get with it
And this is your night
Yeah let 'em know
The cool, the hard, the fly, (HO!)
We're in here and it's pumpin'
Hammer's in the speaker
And you know the bass is bumpin' loud
And low,
It's about that time, so here we go

Oh oh oh bust it

Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh oh, uh-oh!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Here comes the Hammer

Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!
Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! Ho, ho!

Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), come on
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!), yeah
Let's make it smooth (Ugh!)

Bust it

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Rick's Dessert Diner

Rick's Dessert Diner 



I was born and raised in Sacramento California and have only recently discovered that there are a lot of cool places I have never visited right here in this city. This place is steadily expanding and building. With that, it looks like there are many great places to get something to eat out here.



A little over a week ago I visited a place called Rick's Dessert Diner on J st downtown and made another stop there a few days ago. This is a diner that solely sells dessert. Everything from cookies and pastries, to pies and cakes. The portions are a good size and so far I have visited twice and can attest to some of the dessert portions being extremely rich.


On my first visit I had Chocolate Banana Cream Pie. I am a huge fan of basic Chocolate Pudding Pie. Adding the bananas to it made it unbearably sweet, at least, for me. I enjoyed it to a degree. I'll most likely stick to plain ol' Banana Cream Pie.
If you like chocolate pudding and bananas you should give it a try. You may need a takeout box for some of it.



I really appreciated the atmosphere and set up of the joint. Old school diner style. You can find pictures of old celebrities on the wall and even a huge wall that looks nearly identical to the diner itself.



There are a tremendous amount of desserts to try out at Rick's. So, although my first visit was a bit overwhelming when it came to the dessert itself, but their customer service is very helpful and patient and that makes the visit overall pleasant.



I don't know if you who are reading this are in Sacramento, but if you find yourself out this way looking for some desserts after you've just finished your Pangea Burger, I totally recommend paying a visit to Rick's  Dessert Diner on J street.




Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Man Faces Death Penalty For Shooting Home Invaders



The picture used in the Marvin Louis Guy case.

Back on May 9, 2014 a little after 5:30am in Kileen, TX, a man named Marvin Louis Guy found himself arming and defending himself against unknown intruders trying to break into his home. During the process 4 of the intruders were shot and one was killed and the home was defended.

Now Marvin Louis Guy is facing the death penalty!

"Why?" Is what I know most of you are asking. And the answer to that is because the intruders happened to be police officers conducting what is known as a "no-knock raid." This means at any time police can begin kicking your door in and carrying out any type of search, or arrest, or maybe even a shooting, without first announcing who they are.

This is a very delicate case and it is understandable why that is so. What isn't understandable is how a similar story of a no-knock raid resulted in a similar fashion and all charges against the shooter were dropped because the jury felt it was an open and shut case of self defense.

Some publications such as The Free Thought Project have pointed out one major difference in the two similar cases is the previous defendant, Henry Goedrich Magee, is white, whereas the current defendant is black. Another reason being the stark contrast in the choice of photos used for each story.

The picture used in the Henry Goedrich Magee case.

All this came about because of a faulty tip about drugs being sold on the grounds of the property. Nothing more than minor paraphernalia was found throughout the entire house. Certainly nothing worthy of a no-knock raid or any other kind of raid. Certainly nothing worth an officer losing his life over. This is an apparently mindless strategy for the police to adopt.

Now, with Marvin Louis Guy facing the death penalty over something that appears to be an open and shut case of self-defense, one must ask "where is black lives matter?" This is the person that they need to be out protesting and fighting for. You would think this would be the main case for them.

The man Charles Dinwiddie is dead because he followed the poorly thought out strategy of the Kileen, TX police department. The man Marvin Louis Guy is facing the death penalty because of the poorly thought out strategy of the Kileen, TX police department.

Conclusion: One man is already dead and they want to kill another man because of the incompetence of the Kileen, TX police department. America needs to be held responsible for whatever happens to Marvin Louis Guy. Judging from the evidence in the story he is no criminal. And if we allow them to do this to this man it will become a mistake we will all severely rue.

@didodi_tweet

Marvin Louis Guy




When In Abu Dhabi (American Woman Arrested For Insult)




Recently the Associated Press published a story about an American woman who was said to have been arrested at Abu Dhabi international airport for allegedly insulting United Arab Emirates. The woman has not been named and has been in custody since February 23, 2016.

The offense that the 25yr old unnamed woman was arrested for occurred when while outside the airport waiting for a taxi two men with whom she had no previous connection with decided to begin speaking to her in a manner she did not like. This is what she told the Federal Supreme Court. To her, these men were, perhaps, seen as being offensive. Go figure.

She was quoted saying that throughout the ordeal she simply "refused to engage with them and nothing happened" as reported by The National.



The National has also reported that whether or not evidence has been presented against the unnamed American woman in unknown. And that she requested to pay a fine and be released. There will not be a verdict until May 2, 2016. To me, that long of a wait seems ridiculous.

The U.S. Embassy located within Abu Dhabi "is aware of the case and is providing consular services." according to their statement made to the Associated Press. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

Unlike in America, or Europe where a defamation suit would be a civil matter, in Abu Dhabi it can also be equally seen as a criminal matter. This is why simply dissing a couple of jerkbags can land a person in jail in that country. It isn't like here in America how we get to talk crazy about the presidents in public and laugh about it. Over there you get locked up for it.

Appreciate your freedom of speech while you still can. It's the first amendment for a reason.

@didodi_tweet




Sunday, April 10, 2016

Another Star Wars Movie -Already- Called "Rogue One"





A couple days ago the trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One debuted. I saw it because of Teddy Rubskin who I follow on YouTube. You should totally check him out. But before I get sidetracked, let's talk about the trailer.

I forget precisely what I was doing when I saw the announcement but I went ahead and watched the trailer. I saw a lot of things. Star Wars things. And since I was a child I would have bet money that I was the biggest Star Wars fan in the Universe. Today I would not make that bet.

When I watched the trailer I thought to myself "I've seen 2million Star Wars movies already. How excited can I be about a new one? I just walked out of the theaters from seeing The Force Awakens. Damn. Can I catch my breath?

But one thing that caught my eye was the fact that the focus was on another lady. And I saw it and just shrugged and figured- fuck it. Hollywood is and everybody with a platform is blowing up women like they're new to the planet or some shit, but, whatever. It's great to see the walkers again!


Star Wars: Rogue One [Trailer]

However, to be honest, I didn't see anything where people were actually complaining about the movie. I think there are people who, when movies come out with female leads, they troll the YouTube. Only thing I saw about it were a couple shitty little articles not too much better than the what I'm producing right now.

Strange, though, to think back to when all these type of action movies originally came out women hated them. They called them stupid and mindless. Of course, it wasn't all women, but it was a heavy percentage. But I think Milla Jovovich is the main reason so much changed for action roles for women.

Moving on...

I like the actress in Rogue One. Felicity Jones. There's a bunch of other people in it. You can look them up on IMDB. I saw "Ip Man" in there-- colorful cast. Even Forest Whitaker.

Imma see the shit one way or another, anyway. My thing is, when can we expect some new classics? Star Wars and Star Trek and Terminator, man, we've seen all that shit already multiple times. Yes, we love it. But, how many times do we have to buy it?

I understand there are 8thousand more Star Wars movies coming out between now and 2018. I just want Hollywood to sneak in some new... something. Even I can't think of shit! But, fuck, man, damn. Somebody do something! And the superhero movie situation is a-whole-nother tragedy.

Anyway, everybody have a good time watching the movie. Take a friend to jerk-off, or jerk-you-off while you watch it. You're guaranteed to have a much better time. It'll be like the first time you've ever seen Star Wars.

@didodi_tweet





Thursday, March 12, 2015

The Buzz Feeding


Have any of you out there ever had a conversation with someone and they happen to use any of the words or phrases below in the discussion? Nine times out of ten the person you are talking to is a serial manipulator robot who has no mind of their own but wants to enforce new ways of thinking for everyone else.

If you hear any of the words or phrases you are about to see coming your way during a conversation, stop the conversation and head out. And beware of blogs and popular online magazines that are paid to hypnotize you with this sloppy shit. Or, if they haven't been paid then the writers are just soft-brain fuckin' idiots who enjoy feeding you negative energy.

Please remember, like all words start off, these words were at one time neutral. Think about that.

Hate 
Equality
Homophobia
Misogyny
Misogynist
Misogynistic
Social Construct
Wage Gap
Rape Culture 
Rape Apologist
Gender ( I know. It almost sounds like an innocent word. It's not! )
Diversity ( I know. Another one. But these people like perverting words. )
Mansplain
Manspread 
Manslam 
Manterruption ( These last few are just stupid shit made up by retards. )
Retard
Privilege
White Privilege
Male Privilege
Patriarchy 
Toxic Masculinity
Slut-Shaming
Fat-Shaming
Empowerment
Promoting ANYTHING that ends with IST or ISM

Typically you see these methods used ceaselessly by sources such as Buzz Feed, Jezebel, Huffington Post, UpWorthy, Uproxx, XXL, The Slate... there's a whole bunch of these motherfuckers. At least, with me, you know when I'm bullshittin'. They are serious with their bullshit!

Now, as you can see these people love their brand new compounds. But, I mean, c'mon! Slut-shaming? Fat-shaming? Who the fuck has any shame in America? Perhaps American Privilege should be in place of those two.

Their trick is to keep saying these words and phrases within emotionally charged articles. In these cases the emotions are always completely negative because that's how you are being trained to feel about those words. When you later hear them again they upset you. It's like dog training. And they're training everybody to be a bitch.

There is, in fact, one word that you never hear that can sum up all of the people who use the above words and phrases. It's a word that all of them fear to say or even hear because ... ( drum roll ) ... it's the truth! So, what word is it? 

That word is...

ANDROPHOBIA




Well, what is that? You never heard that word before? It's as if there were people that wanted to keep this word out of the public eye and especially out of the public mouth. These people suffer from onomatophobia.

Some words are too much for them so they are forced to run and hide. If they can't find anywhere to hide and if the people around them don't shut up they may try banning words and phrases. Like, Climate Change, or Global Warming. You know-- chickenshit behavior.

With that in mind I will leave you with the following. Whenever you see the behavior of this word being displayed you call it out. Because the hashtag #KillAllMen does NOT say "except for you". So, whose side are you on, dickface? We don't have to have each other's back, but at least have your own.

We will now take a look at the Merriam-Webster definition of this word because this is America, so fuck Oxford. Be sure to memorize these jewels Webster is dropping on you. You tell me if this word doesn't perfectly describe these weaklings in the world today.

According to Webster this is the definition of the above word.


androphobia


noun an·dro·pho·bia \ˌan-drə-ˈfō-bē-ə\

an·dro·pho·bic  \-ˈfō-bik\   adjective

:  an abnormal dread of men :  repugnance to the male sex 

#RampantAndrophobia


Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Pretty Curse


I will never forget the scene in the movie "Last Action Hero" when the kid is walking with Arnold and he asks, "Where are all the regular everyday women?!" Every woman that walked by them looked like a potential super model. This movie came out around 1993.

Fast forward to 2015 where people hardly go outside and everything can be done online I have recently found myself asking 'Where are all the regular everyday women?' The internet is insane. It's like everything-overload. All day long we get a bunch of shit thrown at us from all different angles and usually more than half of it will have a naked chick somewhere on it.

It's truly disturbing. And as a man, I appreciate the female figure a lot, but why do chicks act like me and my friends are the ones who put those naked hoes on TV? We didn't do that shit! If these fuckers want to complain about sexism why don't they do it to the people who are actually doing it. Half the time most guys I know don't care to see that shit.

It has even been the topic of certain discussions with some of my other male friends. We're tired of seeing naked chicks all the time. Put some fucking clothes on and let us use our imagination sometime.

This is what I am getting at. How every chick online is a fucking super model. Models are cool to jerkoff to, but other than that you don't want to get involved. In fact, most women feel like they don't have to do anything for you, so if she looks really good chances are she did it for herself. They have absolutely no reason to show you any love and society encourages them not to. They are best admired from a distance.

The prettiness you see is usually phony. It is only to cover up the hideousness that must remain concealed. Even the word hideous says hide. The prettiness is losing its power of manipulation because the hideousness has been exposing itself. But the illusion must be kept up.

Go to your Facebook or your twitter and look at the girls on your page. We'll just go with "girl" because I haven't met any real women in many years. The girls on your social network page probably look really good. They probably all look the same too. That's the funny thing about models. If you ever need to know the year of a magazine you're reading just look at the models. Whatever was choice attire at the time will be sported by all you can find.

There is no variation when it comes to models. It's all the same shit. Women never do their own thing which is why no matter where you live you can always count on seeing 2000+ kitten/hookers on Halloween. It's pathetic-- this lack of imagination women have.



Then it becomes a big thing for women to grow out their arm pit hair. Like it's some kind of feminist statement. Nobody gives a fuck. Here they go again cooning for attention. I'd like to use the term attention whore. Some silly girl on twitter said attention whore is a sexist statement used by men to make women feel like they are seeking attention by dressing certain ways-- and some other bullshit.  She was just a stupid attention whore who didn't know what the fuck she was talking about and tried to tie everything in to sexism.

And that's the biggest problem with the majority of these toilet models. Most people who are not in school know that feminism has taken over the education system and that's why people are so fucking stupid and also why the word retard is suddenly offensive to so many people. 

Now every female student is taught how to be a professional victim and invisible problem fabricator. Everything they do is done from a place of safety. The place where they believe everything they say and do must be accepted because oppression oppression oppression. Meanwhile they wear designer clothes, eat expensive meals bought by men and still expect occasional presents for no reason.

They are also taught how to not be responsible for anything in their lives except for the good things and that they shouldn't be made to have to wear clothes if they don't want to. Walking around most of the day half naked exploiting men's biggest weakness recklessly but thinks provocative clothing shouldn't be so provocative for some people.

Prettiness obviously breeds insanity. Not only in the pretty people but also in the people around them that feel like it is their duty to protect the prettiness at all cost. You'd be doing yourself a great service by turning your back to these cookie cut manufactured self centered simpletons. These are not women, these are androids. Women and androids do not look, behave or think the same way. As soon as a girl says something about the "patriarchy" you need to realize you are dealing with a Borg Bitch. Resistance is paramount!

Thursday, January 22, 2015

#DownForTheCos (Open Letter To Bill Cosby)


Today I want to share an open letter to Dr. Bill Cosby with you all that was written by a man by the name of Byron Smith. Mr. Smith shared his letter to Dr. Cosby on Facebook with a mutual friend and when I read it I asked if I could share it.

I feel like something of this nature must be shared with the masses because it goes against the way every media outlet is pressuring the masses of people to feel about Bill Cosby. Too many people are allowed to express themselves on issues that do not pertain to them at all. They are too often allowed to pass judgement on others while encouraging large groups of people to follow their lead.

This letter helped me to remember the many wonderful ways Bill Cosby impacted my life and so many others around me. Hopefully it can do the same for you. Here it is...




 Dr. Cosby, I realize that you may not need words of encouragement from an unknown person. But as someone who has been charged with educating kids in the inner city, I just wanted you to know that you are appreciated. As someone who has encountered unruly and belligerent parents I just want you to know that your efforts are appreciated. I have taught difficult kids but at the end of a school year I have received personal letters of thanks from kids and I never toss them. Although I was in high school when NBC began airing The Cosby Show, I want to personally thank you for developing the show. I tell people all the time that episodes of the show can be referred to and consulted by families facing dilemmas. 
I recall the show where Rudy told Cliff and Claire that her teacher didn’t like her and she hid a note from the teacher on top of the bookcase in the living room. Rudy also complained about her project being placed at the bottom of the bulletin board where it couldn’t be seen. Cliff and Claire paid a visit to the teacher, held a conference, and resolved the issue. There was no yelling and no profanity. But today Dr. Cosby when children go home and tell their parents that teachers don’t like them, parents visit school campuses and all hell breaks loose. Sometimes the police have to be summoned. 
I appreciate you Dr. Cosby for providing America with an example of how it should be done. I recall the show where Deniece invited Olivia’s mother, Paula, over for Thanksgiving dinner. At different times Martin and Claire questioned Deniece as to whether or not she would have a problem having Martin’s ex-wife over for dinner. Deniece assured them that she was comfortable with it. When Paula arrived there was no catfight. In fact, there was an expression of love and support and an embrace was shared by Paula and Deniece. Today, television is littered with catfights between women who should be setting the same example that you set. Dr. Cosby, these catfights are common on school campuses now because children mimic behavior that they see on television. I appreciate you Dr. Cosby for providing America with an example of how women should treat one another. 
Finally, I would like to say that my all-time favorite episode of The Cosby Show is the show where Joe Seneca appeared at Dr. Hanes when the presidency of Hillman College was being transferred. Dr. Hanes charged the elders to mentor the youth. He charged the elders to take the youth to dinner. He said, “That is a Hillman grad! Go pick him up!” That epitomizes what we as a people should all be doing for one another. Dr. Cosby, every time I view that episode I tear up. I tear up because what Dr. Hanes charged the people to do is not being done. But still I appreciate you Dr. Cosby for providing historically Black colleges and universities with an example of how alumni should treat one another. Thank you Dr. Cosby for what you did. In the spirit of Dr. W.E.B. DuBois you showed the world that Black is not only beautiful, but civil, loving, responsible, and supportive. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate you and all of your efforts. By the way, I taught at Compton High School. I was there when you visited. I also attended Maranatha Baptist Church in L.A. when you and Dr. George McKenna spoke to the community. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are appreciated!!!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, Byron Smith




People like myself, Byron Smith and so many others stand in Bill Cosby's corner. We stand in his corner not because we "hate women" or "rape apologists" or "think powerful men deserve a pass" or whatever type of mindless feminist drivel people wish to attach to our decision. We stand in Bill Cosby's corner because for so long Bill Cosby has stood in our corner and there is plenty of evidence to support that claim.

Anyone, including all those people in Hollywood who have met and worked with and interacted with this man. Anyone willing to turn their back on him right now is showing the world exactly what kind of people/friends they really are. And that is The Worst Kind.

It is entirely too easy for someone to pin something on a celebrity and never have to prove it. Rape is always the best claim to make because it is the hardest to prove and there is a lot of work being done to ensure that the majority of the population will believe rape claims on face value which goes against everything our justice system pretends to be about.

If any of these women are ever able to prove that something along the lines of what they allege took place then at that time I will admit my disappointment with Bill Cosby. Until then, consider me #DownForTheCos.

Last February I chose Bill Cosby as my main man for Black History Month. I am still just as proud of him for all his accomplishments now as I was last year. Thank you, Bill Cosby, from the bottom of my heart, for encouraging us all to be better people. Continue your incredible work.

PS. Thank you also for the wonderfully hilarious "Bill Cosby: Far From Finished".



Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Internet/Feminist-Free Getaway!



I don't even pay it any attention anymore. Everyday in the news there is another "woman's issue" that I am expected to put my life on pause for. The latest ones being anything revolving around Kesha or GamerGate. I have no fucking clue what the latter is. But, I'm like, "Why do I give a fuck about any of this?" I don't. And that is the healthiest position.

Like, right now, Pharrell is showing just how happy he is by wearing guy-liner. Eye-liner for men. Some of my friends aren't too thrilled about it. And as gay, or happy, or whatever you want to call it, as it looks I cannot give a fuck. I know that I am getting really tired of the internet. This thing seems completely bent on tearing men down and making them look like the villain of the world, so, why would I want any part in it? It has nothing to offer me. In fact, sitting around and thinking about it is unhealthy in itself and I am sure the internet knows this.

I often dream of being successful and making enough money so I can have my own hideaway, but, as a black man, I know that shit isn't going to happen. I have two major things working against me. I'm black and I'm a man. Two things that the average American truly hates. And in this land of opportunity everyone has the opportunity and the right to openly hate against individuals in either or both of these two groups of people. And the easiest place to get away with it is on the internet.

Maybe the internet is a feminist. That means I really need to take a vacation from it. A vacation free of feminism would be the best thing in the world. Because according to this world wide spider web everyone seems to be trapped in, it appears feminist have never had a good day. And why would I constantly subject myself to their shitty attitude about the world? I would be stupid to do that.

A couple days ago I deactivated my Facebook in order to escape all the shit that means nothing to me that people continue to post. You know, all the one-sided equality shit people love to talk about. See, when feminist speak of equal rights for all women that is precisely what they mean. They want all women to be held in high regard even if they aren't doing anything significant. Which really doesn't amount to shit. They want to be special for being born. But, even with my Facebook deactivated, I have still had to land on meaningless stories about how women are treated like less than queens by some horrible creature of a man. This shit has been consistent with everything the internet has had to offer since the year 2000. At first it was funny, but now a lot of people are taking this shit way too seriously. Everyday there is another feminist complaint that has absolutely nothing to do with my life, but I am being forced to listen to or see the news behind it. Terrible. It's a nuisance that won't go away.

Someone on twitter actually said if people don't care about Kesha's situation (involving her sex abuse allegations toward her manager) those people are the reason it took so long for her to say something. Or something like that. I just wanted to say, "No, bitch, that's not the reason. We have nothing to do with the decisions Kesha makes about her own life." And this is the problem with the internet. Everybody wants everybody else to care about something that means nothing to their life. And the reason I have to keep bringing up feminists is because they are the main ones complaining about silly shit all the time. Kind of like the Ghostbusters thing.

These women are all happy that the Ghostbusters will be women now, but, why is it that the only ideas they have that seem to be good ones are ideas men have already made popular? And why then do they want to hijack those ideas? Ghostbusters, Evil Dead, Thor, or allowing Pepper to kill Aldrich Killian in IronMan 3, or allowing April to kill Shredder in the new Ninja Turtles movie. The list goes on and you get the point. It's all bogus, kiss-ass, bullshit. And there's always some guy who never fits in with any group of men that will be in full support of this kind of larceny. It just means that if women want to make the movie money men are making they have to take some of the men's ideas. Because nobody goes to the IMAX to see a love story. That would be a retarded waste of money. People pay IMAX prices for action that will be worth it. However, it is sad that a lot of action movies are so shitty now because the focus is mainly on pleasing women. So, if it's Die Hard 5 no real effort even goes into the movie because it's for men, but, they know the name will make money. And that's where we are with the internet.

The internet pumps out bullshit stories for women to mindlessly get behind and then the women go out and recruit the men in their lives to get behind that shit, too. And the men are so weak they don't even question it. They just take everything women tell them on face value. Men are the worst. That's why women still have over 1300 DNA traits to pass on and men now only have 79. Because men are constantly sacrificing something about themselves in order to please women. What are they sacrificing for us, dude? Have you asked yourself that? Or do you think they don't have to sacrifice anything for us? Because I can tell you a lot of them are okay with it being exactly that way. And when you find yourself in dire need of support the only help you will be receiving will be from another man. Women are not taught to take care of men. Quite the contrary.

So, then John Grisham started a twitter shitstorm over some bullshit. Not really anything to do with feminism, but kind of. More of something crazy bored people can jump on and ride for a while. He asked why are men receiving long prison sentences for viewing nude sexual pictures online involving people 16 and 17yrs old. I have a similar question. Why are drug addicts being thrown in jail more often than drug dealers? but that's another story. It's easy to say a group of people are beyond rehabilitation in order to increase prison numbers that bring the state a lot of money. But, that is also another story. 

The shitty thing is everyone is yelling "Save the children!" and in reality they don't give a fuck about the kids.  But, while everyone is yelling about victim rights there are kids out there uploading their own sexcapades? When the little 12yr old boy got his dick sucked by an adult woman and uploaded the video to Facebook many people tried to have the video flagged and removed but Facebook said it didn't violate their terms. I assume that's because it involved a young boy with a grown woman. It took hundreds to thousands of complaints to get them to finally remove it. Then there's the young teenage girl who took naked pictures of herself and texted them to people. She had to register as a sex offender. What in the fuck? So, what does that make her? A victim of herself? We are pretty much at the point of starting to believe that anyone under the age of 18 who masturbates is a despicable child molester. I won't be surprised if I see it on the news soon. I don't know. Maybe John Grisham would have been better off if he had made a quick reference to Traci Lords. But, apparently anything someone says that comes across sounding like anti-child-worship or anti-woman-worship is going to be met with swift and unapologetic hate. 

Oh, fuck 'em.

If a 90yr old man wants to sit in his house and jerkoff to a fucking Toys R Us catalog, what I don't know ain't gonna hurt me. As long as he isn't fucking the kids in real life I truly don't give a shit what he wants to jerkoff to. I wouldn't care if he jerked off to pictures of me as long as I didn't have to know about it. I'm sure there are a great deal of people who jerkoff to insect intercourse on the discovery channel. Don't ask, don't tell comes to mind. I don't fuckin' need to know. That's their business. Things like that can seriously change your perception of an individual. And basically that's the game. Defamation of character. Look what was said about Michael Jackson for the last decade of his life. Then as soon as he died because all that phony bullshit all those people were sucking his dick. And rightfully so. And hey, people share those fucking beheading videos all the time! I don't want to see that shit either! Another reason to stay offline! Where's the respect for the victims and the families there? Whatever. Who can believe any of that shit when the media tells you a woman was captured and going to be sacrificed by ISIS and they show her "parents" all worried for her, then you find out she's chilling at home watching TV and has no idea about any of it? It's all so bogus.

Oh yeah! And what about the 14yr old Pensylvania boy who took a picture of himself face-fucking the Jesus statue and was looking at doing two years in juvenile hall? Are you fucking kidding me? That shit is beyond ridiculous. I sure didn't see people lining up in his defense. But, dude, this is America. And here in America, people aren't allowed to think for themselves and that's the main point. We are supposed to have a hive mentality on all of our issues like the Borg. Especially when those issues pertain to imprisoning men and boys in high numbers. And if you want to say that something is sick, that's the part that is truly sick.

Plus, the way I look at it, most of these people don't really give a shit about many of these issues they speak so passionately about online. They just say things they think everyone will agree with in order to be part of the in-crowd. That's why I need to take an internet vacation. In 2011 I took a 12 or 13 day break from the internet. Almost two full weeks. I didn't even bother to check my email. I felt so clean. Then some shit happened and I just needed to get back online to see what people were saying about it. It's been all bad ever since. 

The incident I'm referring to is the Catherine Keiu Becker incident where the woman cut-off her estranged husband's penis and put it in the garbage disposal. Did this victim receive any sympathy? None at all. Just constant victim blaming and ridicule from all angles. And that's when my disgust with the internet and feminism reached its peak. No one tried to stand up for this man because anyone who did was immediately slapped down by the fat, nasty, greasy, sweaty, feminist hand of "justice". This is why I never buy into any of their victim claiming. Ever since that incident my attitude towards a lot of things has been "That's your problem." Especially when it's a woman's issue. And that's sad because I was never like that before. But I realized that if it were to happen to any heterosexual male, child or adult, that is precisely how people will treat the situation. We (men) are on our own and therefore need to solely think about and for our own well-being and personal best interest.

The best thing I can suggest to all you dudes out there is taking an internet break or a Hollywood break. Shit-- take a break from both. Don't even read magazines or listen to music with words in it. You will feel a whole lot better about who you are and be able to live more comfortably with your own thoughts and feelings that absolutely do not interfere with any other person's life. You are completely free to think and feel what you want as long as what you think and feel doesn't infringe on any other person's way of life.





Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Sandy Hook Elementary School Bomb Threat



Not even two years after the tragic murders that none of us can forget, once again Sandy Hook Elementary School is back in the news.

This morning on Wednesday October 1st 2014 around 9am, someone phoned in a bomb threat with Sandy Hook Elementary School as the target. The kids were immediately relocated. After authorities moved in and did a full search of the school finding any threat the children were then bused home.

This is horrible. Many of these children are still doing their best to get over the horrors they were forced to experience when someone allegedly broke into their school and murdered multiple students and teachers on December 14th, 2012. And some of these students were forced to watch those terrible events take place. I can only assume that the children and the parents can now be seriously considering home schooling or at least moving to another area. But, how does that solve the problem? It doesn't.

A part of me believes it was just a sick joke that someone wanted to play on these people. It is October 1st. The month for pranks and scares. The ridiculousness of it all is incredible. A good part of the country is still grieving over what was done to these kids at Sandy Hook not even 22 months ago. To keep putting these children through this trauma goes to show just how disrespectful and low-down people have become. It almost seems as if the people are being frightened to the point where they all want to stay in their homes.

Everything that has happened in the past few years points to the desire to keep people in their homes. The school shootings, theater shootings, manhunts, sickness outbreaks. It is all totally outlandish. However, I don't put it past the owners of the people here to use everyone as a pawn to help strengthen and advance their dirty agendas against the average citizen. The thing is, however, that If people don't pay attention to what is being done right in front of them then they probably deserve whatever they get. We are doing a great job of teaching people to be coach able and follow direction, but it is impossible to develop new leaders from that form of indoctrination.

I wish everyone who was ever involved in a school shooting or any form of senseless violence the best and a full mental and emotional recovery.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Follow The Maze Runner



Here is one movie that I had not even an inkling of an idea about and simply wanted to see it because it was about something I love. Mazes. After watching The Maze Runner I have to say I was quite entertained.

The Maze Runner is a story about a group of kids who were each left to their own devices on a secluded pasture surrounded by towering walls. They all arrive one at a time on a lift that ascends to this desolate area carrying supplies and one new person once a month. When they arrive they have no memory of anything before showing up in this new realm except for their name which tends to come back within the first day or two.

When the lift rises with a new member named Thomas everyone notices that he is different. His curiosity drives him to do things that most of the others dare not do or even ask about doing. Thomas is often confronted for this by a member by the name of Galley. Galley is a hard ass, but you can see that he means well. He just wants to ensure the safety of the group by sticking to the rules that they already have in place.

Each day at sunrise a set of walls open which will allow the group to venture into the maze, but only a few are able to go in. They are known as The Runners. For the past few years The Runners have ventured into this maze mapping it out and looking for an exit. However, the maze changes on a daily basis. If it were possible to explore the maze all day and night they would possibly be able to find a way out. Unfortunately that is not an option.

Each night at sunset the doors that allow the group into the maze close. Once the doors close, if you are still inside the maze you are not expected to come back. No one has survived a night in the maze. Some type of creatures roam the maze at night and kill anyone inside. The creatures are known as The Grievers. They are scary and they are fast and all the reason you need to stay out of the maze at night.

When the lift arrives earlier than expected the group made up of all boys look to find a girl inside. Teresa. In her hand is a note which reads "She is the last one ever." There are no supplies with her and the lift does not descend when they take her out. Upon awakening she remembers Thomas, but she can't remember from where or why.

When the group discovers that the lift isn't descending and that it is possible that no more supplies are coming they are faced with a dilemma. Stay where they are and eventually die, or venture into the maze to find a way out where it is possible that they will die facing The Grievers. 

One day while waiting for The Runners to return the group can see one of the members doing his best to make it back before the walls close while carrying a wounded member named Alby, Thomas dashes inside to help them and all three are trapped in the maze for the night. The Runner named Minho congratulates Thomas on successfully killing himself along with them. Thomas, however, never let's up or loses faith. He is determined to survive the night and save the wounded member Alby while doing so. It becomes a fight for their lives while they are attacked and even sometimes cornered by Grievers in a scene which will keep your heart pounding the entire time. When Thomas returns the following morning with Minho and Alby the group is left speechless. And once they realize Thomas killed a Griever in the process they all have a new found respect for their newest member. All except for Galley who is not happy about Thomas breaking the rules by going into the maze. Either way, Thomas is now a Runner.

One night when the walls are scheduled to shut, they stay open. Not only that, but three more sections of the wall open up allowing The Grievers to come into the camp and pick off members. When Galley calls for the sacrifice of Thomas and Teresa as a peace offering to The Grievers, several members of the group stand up for them and together those member decide to trek into the maze and take their chances.

The Maze Runner is filled with huge scenes and spectacular moments. I believe anyone is capable of having lots of fun with this movie. The scale of the adventure is unlike most movies as our young heroes are placed on such a large canvass of action. Many times throughout the movie you are left chomping at the bit as the film delivers its massive movie moments. Children will easily remember what they see and have a great time seeing it. I felt like I was young again watching one of those epic adventure movies that had huge moments like Star WarsThe Maze Runner is clearly setting up a sequel known as The Scorch Trials which I am now anticipating seeing after having seen what type of story this is turning out to be. If you decide to go see this movie see it at an IMAX if you can. I did not get the pleasure of that type of experience, although, I wish I had. I went to a traditional theater. When you are dealing with a movie of this type of action magnitude, you want to do everything you can to feel like you are right there experiencing all of it along with these characters you are certain to take a liking to.

And be sure to remember ... "Wicked is good."


Denzel Is The Equalizer



This was pure greatness. It has been a very long time since a good, quality action movie has surfaced. The Equalizer is a modern take on an old 80s TV show that I vaguely remember. Now, a 2014 blockbuster, I believe people will be talking about this one for a while.

In this version, Robert McCall is played by Denzel Washington. Robert is a man who lives a very secluded and simple life. He goes to work in the morning like everyone else and he goes home when his day is done. In between time he generally fills his time reading old great novels. He also keeps a tight schedule by timing himself on everything he does by using the timer on his wrist watch. Most of the time while he's home at night he can't seem to get to sleep, so, he visits his neighborhood diner where basically everyone there is friendly and pretty much a friend.

A pretty young girl named Teri frequents this diner on late nights the same as McCall. On occasion she will turn to him and make chit-chat or small talk. You can clearly see she is reaching out. And reaching out to McCall never comes across as difficult as you find that he is always willing to help people find a way through their struggles. Teri, who later on we find out her name is Alina, is a call girl who reluctantly works for the Russian mob.

One night McCall visits the diner to hear from the owner that Teri had been beaten by the mobsters she works for to the point where she ended up in ICU. We learn that her life is in jeopardy if she ever attempts to take her own life into her own hands. She is technically Russian mob property.

Once this is brought to McCall's attention he struggles between two decisions. Does he get involved and do something for Teri, or should he let it go? Of course, being the stand up man that he is he decides to do something for Teri.

McCall approaches the mobsters with an offer to let Teri go free and have her life back when they spit it back in his face. This is when McCall shows the audience what he's truly made of. Standing in a room surrounded by five Russian mobsters, McCall takes each one of these men down with precision in less than 20 seconds. This scene was very intense and keeps you on the edge of your seat. The following day the news is describing the hit as gangland style murders and assuming a rival gang were the aggressors. It looks as if McCall is home free.

This is when Teddy comes to town.

Teddy is one of the head Russian gangsters that comes to try and find out what took place in the room at the club where these five men were killed. Teddy can be quite charming if he wants to be, but for the most part he's a very scary guy. He goes around putting pressure on everyone to find out what exactly took place that night and during his investigation he discovers a pile of evidence that points directly to Robert McCall.

A lot of things start happening at this point and once McCall finds out he wasn't simply dealing with pimps, but a huge Russian crime syndicate, he reaches further down into his bag of tricks to ensure that he and all the people he cares about get out of the situation like champions.

The Equalizer never falls short. Every scene is well done and all the cast members noticeably put forth 100%. There is a lot of great scenery as the movie doesn't simply take place in one or two spots. Everything felt real and authentic as if the scenes were shot on actual locations opposed to a movie set somewhere. There isn't an over abundance of gunplay in this movie either. The action sequences are carried out gracefully and with a touch of class. Plus, there is wonderful balance of you working out what may have taken place with your own mind while still delivering exactly what you wish to see.

Watching Denzel Washington play such a cool character is nothing out of the ordinary, but when you get this level of coolness there really isn't a whole lot more you can ask for. The Equalizer is a lot of fun and very intense. It is filled with a myriad of enjoyable and memorable characters that help the movie shine from multiple angles. I, personally, would highly recommend going to see this in the theaters while you can. You want to experience the full effect that this movie can have on you. Make it an IMAX event if that is within your budget. I had a great time with this and I absolutely look forward to seeing Robert McCall in action again. Thank you Denzel Washington and Antoine Fuqua for delivering another winner. As my most anticipated movie for 2014 it definitely superseded my expectations.



Wednesday, August 13, 2014

"Blade Trinity" Rules!




I love "Blade Trinity". I think Blade is the best shit ever. Especially since he is one of the few black superheroes we have. "Spawn" was a movie with a black superhero but it really sucked ass. "Spawn" was a terrible movie all around. And when I learned that "Blade" initially started out as a black exploitation movie I wasn't surprised.

When the first "Blade"movie came out I knew it was an instant classic. Everything about that movie was on point. Now, I love all the Blade movies, but as much as people revered part two I have to say I didn't exactly feel the same way at first. I loved seeing the movie but I hated seeing that stupid rubber-man bullshit that they kept doing in every CGI blockbuster movie they were putting out at the time. It was just purely corny.

I will never forget the seen when Blade does a jumping cross kick during the fight in his hide-out and the entire movie crowd said "Oooh!" I was like "What the fuck is 'oooh' about that?" I had seen Jean Claude Van Damme do it 1000 times and he never needed any CGI to assist him with it. And I was quite certain Wesley could have done it. But, I have come to learn that with these comic book movies people don't care about real, they only care about flashy. Kind of like today's rap music how the word "real" is nothing more than a buzz word.

The second movie is fun and I enjoyed it, but to this day there are many parts of that movie I cannot stand. We never saw Blade in the daylight. We never saw his car, which had become a character of its own in the first film. And all the CGI took away from what could have been cool fight scenes. There was far too much fighting and every room he walked into felt like a movie set instead of the feeling of actually being on location somewhere real. But, my friends and I were still loving Blade.

Then a couple years later the third one came out and when I walked out of the theater with a group of different friends this time around they started to talk about how dope the movie was. We had a great time. It was funny, there wasn't a whole bunch of CGI shit, and the fighting went back to the style from the first movie. That meant a lot to me because I cannot stand fake looking fight scenes. That's probably why I cannot stand "The Matrix". I don't give a shit what people say. I think "The Matrix" is an awful movie.



However, lots of people did nothing but bash "Blade Trinity". Bash-bash-bash! They talked about how Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel didn't fit in and how Dominic Purcell wasn't really Dracula. Personally, I think most people who didn't like it didn't like it because it wasn't overloaded with CGI and there weren't any of those crazy rave scenes like in the first two movies. If these people were paying any attention to the series they would remember that in the second movie the vampires told Blade that there were ultra-violet glyphs on their clubs because they were trying to hide from Blade. So, apparently between the second movie and the third movie he took those places down.



Now, let's look at the scope of the threat in each movie. The first movie is where Deacon Frost summons a blood god that is capable of making the vampire population a bigger threat than they already were. It would simply become a dark world.

In the second movie a crazy mutation turns a vampire named Nomak into a super vampire that kills turns other vampires into crack-head type vampires called reapers. But, the problem is, if the reapers had won their reign wasn't going to last very long because they cannot go very long without eating and eventually everyone would just be dead. Plus, they weren't day walkers. On top of this he had to put up with the Bloodpack's bullshit. They ended up getting embarrassed.



In "Blade Trinity" the vampires located and resurrected Dracula. They needed him for a couple things. 
1. His blood could be used to make all vampires day walkers like him.
2. They needed him to kill Blade.
On top of all this they created human blood farms.

This meant that if the Trinity lost, all vampires would be able to walk the earth at any time and there would be no use for humans other than keeping them brain-dead in a farm producing blood for vampires until their body completely collapsed. The vampire final solution. Scary shit.

What the vampires didn't expect was that Dracula would be so disgusted with the entire vampire race that he really would want nothing to do with them. The first movie took place over the period of about a week. The second movie took place over the course of 1 or 2 days. "Blade Trinity" took place over the course of 1/2 a year. There was a lot going on.

Oddly enough, five years after "Blade Trinity" the sequel to the original "Dracula" book came out and in that book you learn that Dracula is not the bad guy. He doesn't want to do some of the things he has to do. To me that reaffirmed the validity of the picture "Blade Trinity" was trying to paint for us. He hated those pussy vampires. He even told them they were shadows of their formers selves. Which, I am certain, if someone came from the past and looked at men today they'd be disgusted and how pussy they've become and they would want nothing to do with modern "men". For the most part, they are soft and weak and they allow women to run over them like a freeway instead taking control when it's time to.

"Blade Trinity" put Blade back in the sunlight and behind the wheel of his hot ass Charger. Along with the fights being boom-boom-boom again like the first movie. What I mean by that is there wasn't a bunch of flailing around during the fights like in the second movie. In Trinity, whenever Blade swung he hit something. I prefer that over all the fancy flashy bullshit that gets nothing done.

At the end of the first movie Blade threw his temper tantrum and took out a whole bunch of vampires like it was nothing. But, in the second movie he throws another temper tantrum and takes out a bunch of humans and it took about the same amount of time. At the end of "Blade Trinity" that motherfucker busted into the room with full gear on like a real superhero and took out a gang of humans in no time flat and then proceeded upstairs to Drake (Dracula) while exterminating all kinds of vampire foulness along the way. Very impressive.

Another small detail I really like about "Blade Trinity" is he didn't rely on rapid fire anymore. He was at the point where he was good enough to only have to use one shot per vamp. And that makes sense since we know he's using silver bullets and that shit don't come cheap. He even said in the first movie "We ain't exactly the March of Dimes." And seeing as how he has to make all his own bullets it should be obvious he isn't trying to waste them.



"Blade Trinity" is the first movie David S. Goyer directed. And while the movie isn't perfect it does make for a good ending to a kickass character story. (SPOILER ALERT) I didn't care for the scene where Whistler dies (SPOILER ALERT OVER). I did not expect what was given when I first saw the movie, but that was part of what made it refreshing for me. And personally, some of the people's complaints about the movie are rather silly. People say things like "Why are so many white people in the movie? Why are the Nightstalkers (Ryan Reynolds & Jessica Biel) white?" Well, motherfuckers, they are in Canada. What do you expect to see-- Asians? Puerto Ricans? Let it go. I understand in the other movies there were a range of colors, but Blade is always moving. The first movie was in Detroit, the second movie was in Progue. When they do a Canada movie you should expect to see white people. They never say a particular location in the first or third movie but the information is there if you want to find it. And this was Ryan Reynolds' break out role. We all know he's a goofy guy, but this movie proved he could be so much more. Ryan Reynolds is Hannibal King. And it was a lot of fun watching him throw those hay-makers.



The movie does have its flaws like any other movie, but, overall it is a very good Blade movie. And though a good chunk of that cast is generally found in comedies, after "Breaking Badwe should all know that comical cast members can make you feel it no matter how funny they usually are. I have come to find that most people who have a problem with this movie are typically the people who need a bunch of flashy shit in a movie to hold their interest. Those are not real movie people. You cannot take what they say about movies seriously because they only care about particulars and when they don't get it they show their hate. I am very happy that David S. Goyer chose to step back from all that CGI shit and do things in a more practical way. It added a lot more authenticity to the movie and set it apart from all the other comic book movies just like the first Blade movie set itself apart from many other movies, period. (SPOILER ALERT) My favorite scene is when Blade smashes the top of the Benz. That scene was so cool he even wrote it into "The Dark Knight" (SPOILER ALERT OVER).

No one can ever replace Wesley and I hope they decide to do another one. If Stephen Norrington wants to come back and direct it that would be ideal. I would be front and center for that. Well, in the theater it would be more like mid-center. No matter who he faces I will always bet on black. Come back, Blade!