Not just me thinking of things that are stupid-- no. The fact that people are so bereft of any common sense or any ability of critical thinking that the only way to appeal to the majority of people is through emotional manipulation. And salespeople love to manipulate people emotionally. I mean, how else are you supposed to get most of these goofy-fat-asses up and motivated? You have to evoke emotion, dude. Even if what you want the person to do is solely for your amusement and to their detriment. Push the right buttons and people will jump off a building for you. And as far as harming, or fucking, or harming by fucking goes it's a given that they'll certainly do it since they're already willing to destroy themselves over a feeling.
This Is The Picture Of Stupid
Look At Dude Hulkin' Out. That's Crack, Kids.
"COME HERE, BITCH!!"
Isn't it rather creepy to think of human beings as these empty vessels that can be steered and controlled by the hands of those who pay attention to human behavior and what makes people happy, angry, horny, afraid or sad? A person could do whatever they wanted to someone given it was being done in a the proper context for the person receiving commands. And these days, you don't even have to pay for a course to learn this level of mental deceit. All you gotta do is pull up the lessons on YouTube. You'll be speaking like a politician or a bogus hypnotist that wants to swindle people out of their money, and their right mind, in no time.
What brought this to my attention is the way people reason when in groups. Not how people reason individually. Group reasoning is nothing short of bandwagoning. The most difficult thing for a person to do is think. Being in a group permits people to allow others to do their thinking for them so that they can stay focused on things that take the least amount of any kind of critical thinking. Things like eating, breathing, walking-- basic shit. And people don't go along with something because they don't like thinking. They had to be made to think in order to want to be part of a certain group. Most likely they were presented with some faulty emotional argument pertaining to an issue that they are familiar with until the situation within the argument is twisted around and distorted so much that the listener starts to believe what they are being told because the argument sounds so almost begins to sound genuine. It's some genuine bullshit.
However, the thing is, there may not even be an argument present. A person may have just compiled a list of things they like or dislike for their own reasons and shared their reasoning with a group of people who thought it would be easier to agree than to search for rebuttals to the argument. Once this happens, it isn't long until enough stupid people are hollering and screaming about things that truly hold no real weight in an argument. I am certain by you reading this far into what I am speaking about you have envisioned in your mind a scenario that fits what I am saying. You know for sure I am not making this up. But for anyone out there who's still questioning the validity of my article I will give some examples.
Purchasing a pair of Jordan's
Only a stupid motherfucker would spend $160 on shoes that cost $16 to make. A person who is incapable of critical thinking can easily be positively affected by the Jordan legacy if enough people talk about it in high regard even if that person doesn't even know who the fuck Michael Jordan is. When enough people talk about something in a good way it can make a person who doesn't know anything about it want to become part of it. They won't even research it. They'll just jump in because it feels good. Like a child into the lap of a strange adult with some candy. "They have candy, so they must be good." <<This is the opposite of critical thinking.
Jordan's are cheap and shitty, but that isn't going to stop the next moron from stampeding you to death to get their hands on a pair. That person is running on straight emotion. When the fuck has logic ever made a loser move that fast?
Killing Someone Who Likes A Different Team
There are a lot of sports junkies out there. Some people call them fans. Well, fan is an abbreviation to Fanatic. And that's precisely how the majority of these people act -- like fuckin' fanatics.
People I know get all pissy when I tell them I don't care for, and refuse to make time for, sports I'm not currently playing. That's why I don't give a fuck who wins... I'm not playing! How the fuck could I have any stake in the matter if I am completely uninvolved? But a lot of these people don't see it that way and if you speak long enough in the wrong direction about someone's favorite team ( a group of people who are unknown to them and never loaned them any money or paid one bill for them ) these sons of bitches will try to murder you! Anyone remember a Raiders fan getting shot by a Cardinals fan? What about the guy who shot two people in a home because they were talking about "his" 49ers? Or the woman who murdered another woman after a game "her" team lost and the other woman didn't take it as seriously as she did. Plus, if I remember that last story correctly, the woman who was killed had kids. Some bullshit! What did any of these motherfuckering nitwit perpetrators expect was going to happen? The judge looks at the charges and drops the whole thing because somebody said something they didn't like about "their" team? Yeah right! Get in that fuckin' cell, numbskull!
And what about the children. Oh, fuck the children!
Let a fight break out on the field in a big televised game and a few days later the little kids in Highschool have all become touchy assholes just like the other bigger assholes they look up to and worship. And since that guy's a shithead, all the kids wanna be shitheads too. It's great! Then stupid people ask dumb fuckin' questions like "Why are our children behaving like this?" Shut up, dummy! Because your children are ignorant and they listen to their fucked up feelings opposed to weighing true logic. All your teaching, by the way. That's why they have no future. Hopefully they'll do good in sports. But, since they've learned how to take sides and play the whole "if you're not with me you're against me" card at an early age, I am certain they are Goddamn doomed.
And while I'm discussing sports, what the fuck is with all these parents dressing their children up in sports clothing of their choosing and then telling everyone their child is a fan of the bullshit they clothed them in? Kick rocks with that silly shit! If promoting brainwashing for children is the game you're in I ain't playin'. Your child is not a fan of any of that bullshit. You are! Your goal is to limit this little motherfucker's choices so they go along with your mindless pedagogy. Maybe you can make all their life decisions for them and never have to worry that they'll do something you might not approve of, like, choose a different team. In fact, when I meet people who say one day they chose a different team after dealing with years of their parent's failed programming, I respect them more.
Zombies
Fanatics have a serious group-think problem and that is a HUGE reason for why I refuse to be one. It doesn't have to be sports. It can be any big group. Have your pick. Christianity, Gang Bangers, Feminist, Terrorist; all these little fuckin' cults popping up and all forcing you to pick a side and if you're not with them you're against them. Well, fuck it. I'm against you. These shitty cells will gladly welcome, with open arms, any newcomer who will choose to sit and turn their fuckin' brain off and allow someone to drum them with some bullshit to believe. And groups like these generally go out of their way to present an emotional argument to support their reasoning for grouping up and attempting to recruit. But, let's also remember that the same shit happens in a movie theater. A group of people all come together and get hypnotized with some goofy shit and majority of them leave believers. So while we're at it, let's talk about the craziest motherfuckers of them all. People who believe in zombies!!
For the people out there who don't know, a zombie is someone who came back from the dead and survive off of the flesh of the living. Now, suddenly, thanks to Florida, people actually believe this shit. Mater of fuckin' fact, in 2012, the government spent billions of tax payer dollars on Zombie Apocalypse Training Drills in lieu of a statement released by the CDC (THE FUCKIN' CDC) that people should be prepared for a worst case scenario such a zombie outbreak. And nobody said a fuckin' word! That's because these stupid motherfuckers are bored and need to believe in some fake reality that their loser ass might get a chance to be the hero in.
Oh, we all know 'em. Dumb fucks. Talking about AND preparing for ... a zombie invasion. What they've failed to realize is ... they are.. the zombies. I know! This could be you. Calm down. Their is a cure. It's called critical thinking. And although the word "critical" sounds very serious and painful especially when connected to "thinking" and just may come across as a major horror for most of you, it isn't as difficult as it may sound. Read a book or something. But don't just read it. Ask the right questions about what you're reading. Ask questions about what people tell you. Ask questions about why you make certain decisions. STOP GOING TO COLLEGE!! Ask fucking questions about your world and your environment and all the shit in it! Get it?! Then, maybe, The American Dumb-Fuck Percentage just might start going into a decline. That's when you can feel good by knowing you contributed to that.
Thank you and you're welcome!
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